sam-sour-wolf:

  • The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
  • I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
  • My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is…
21 Oct 14 @ 6:00 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

unitedkingdom-orgy:

HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.

20 Oct 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#LOL  #hannibal  

easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

20 Oct 14 @ 12:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#frozen  

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

20 Oct 14 @ 6:00 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

fuckablenerdstuff:

what “Please Like ME” for gods your sake. Do it. 

19 Oct 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
everybodyilovedies:

artingkrusca:

BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA 
( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this) 

BISEXUAL STEVE FOR LIFE. LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE DORK!!!!!

everybodyilovedies:

artingkrusca:

BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA 

( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this) 

BISEXUAL STEVE FOR LIFE. LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE DORK!!!!!

19 Oct 14 @ 12:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

afloydianslip:

afriet:

John F. Kennedy on civil rights

And people wonder why he was shot. Over 50 years later and he’s still ahead of his time.

19 Oct 14 @ 6:00 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

kardashianjpeg:

Best gay joke ever

18 Oct 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#pfffft  

red3blog:

This is from March of 1989 and was on the #3 rated show in the country. I’m having a hard time imagining anything similar today because so many people are committed to the myth that this lesson has been learned.

18 Oct 14 @ 12:57 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

futuresaad:

this is the best twitter account ever

18 Oct 14 @ 12:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

24 hour slouchin

24 hour slouchin

18 Oct 14 @ 12:35 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

sen-sei:

i hate you (no tsundere)

18 Oct 14 @ 12:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

define-cheeky:

So… everyone needs to read the reviews on Amazon for their new “For Her” line of ballpoint pens.

Sarcastic feminists are just the best

18 Oct 14 @ 6:00 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

17 Oct 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
hoursago:


how do you like spiders now clint

hoursago:

image

how do you like spiders now clint

17 Oct 14 @ 12:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#marvel  
OS