I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen

I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.
Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!
it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe
he’s not even using magic or anything
I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…
H O W ?!
Holy shit
I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.
My god.
there are no words
wow dang dangle
how
how
HOW
the second part is what got me
ITS BACK
How
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
Deadline.com, on the contract negotiations on The Avengers 2 (x)
“He’s (RDJ) not going to work for a place where they treat his colleagues like shit.”
(via iwantcupcakes)
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot