- The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
- I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
- My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is…
HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.
DISNEY DID IT AGAIN
fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
what “Please Like ME” for
godsyour sake. Do it.
BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA
( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this)
BISEXUAL STEVE FOR LIFE. LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE DORK!!!!!
And people wonder why he was shot. Over 50 years later and he’s still ahead of his time.
This is from March of 1989 and was on the #3 rated show in the country. I’m having a hard time imagining anything similar today because so many people are committed to the myth that this lesson has been learned.
So… everyone needs to read the reviews on Amazon for their new “For Her” line of ballpoint pens.
Sarcastic feminists are just the best
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”