this is the best plot twist i have ever seen in my life
I CANT BREATHE IDEAD CALL HELP
happy birthday you fucking angry lesbian ymir
If you are driving a vehicle…
use your turn signal
Use your turn signal
Use your turn signal
USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL
USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL
IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION
Why is coming out irl so hard on the Internet you’re like “I’m queer” and everyone else is like “same”
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this?
I remember my first ice patch, it was magical
I still remember the day of my hatching. As I broke through the ice I saw the figure of something not exactly human. It was the Alpha Moose. The leader of the Moose pack that raised me until my 10th birthday, when they released me into the city, to live among the humans.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*
wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere
Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.
He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.
couples with visible size differences
couples where one has to stand on tippy toes to kiss the other
couples where one has to bend down to kiss the other